Monica's Political Sing-A-Long

Hey KA peeps!

This is the thread where I'll be posting my infamous song rewrites from time to time.
Lets get it started with this one.
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C-O-N-S-E-R-V-A-T-I-V-E
(sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song)


Who's the bunch of religious nuts
That hate both you and me?
C-O-N-S-E-R-V-A-T-I-V-E
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there
They're as right-wing as can be
C-O-N-S-E-R-V-A-T-I-V-E

Conservatives (say it again) Conservatives (say it again)
Forever will salute and yell Sieg Heil
Heil, heil, heil
Run along you don't belong
In our theocracy
C-O-N-S-E-R-V-A-T-I-V-E