Monday, February 20, 2006

The Religious Right Ten Commandments


1-Thou shalt exalt wealth and power before me.

2-Thou shalt make unto thee graven political images to bash Democrats with

3-Thou shalt not take the name of George W. Bush in vain

4-Remember the Sabbath day is great for pitching GOP policies and talking points

5-Honor the GOP and the conservative movement above thy mother and father

6-Thou shalt not kill unless it is a death row prisoner

7-Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you are a GOP legislator or a defender of 'family values'

8-Thou shalt not steal unless it is an election or you’re working for a company that supports GOP candidates

9-Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless you work for Fox News, a Republican politician or are a right wing talk show host

10-Thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbor’s unless it is their oil reserves

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